Santa Knows You're Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater

$42.95

Brand: Cozy Pieces

Style: Ugly Sweater

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The Ultimate Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater

Get ready to be the life of the holiday party with the hilariously inappropriate Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater! This amazing sweater is a bold and funny twist on the classic holiday tradition, perfect for those who love to spread cheer with a bit of a rebellious spirit. Our Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect way to make a memorable entrance and get a good laugh from everyone you meet.

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Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater

This isn’t your grandma’s holiday sweater. The design features a classic black-and-white color scheme, with traditional ugly Christmas sweater patterns like reindeer and snowflakes on the sleeves and trim. The real star, however, is the central graphic: a vintage-style Santa Claus with a mischievous smirk, pointing directly at the wearer. Above and below Santa, the bold, black text delivers the punchline: “SANTA KNOWS YOU’RE SHITFACED”.

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Material100% Polyester
ColorPrinted Colors
SizeXS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
StyleUgly Christmas Hoodie
Brandcurvyglams
Made InUnited States

Why You Should Buy This Sweater?

The Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater is the perfect choice for anyone who wants to stand out at a holiday party. It?s a great conversation starter and is guaranteed to get a lot of laughs. This sweater is a hilarious, modern take on a classic holiday tradition, making it perfect for office parties, family gatherings (if your family has a good sense of humor), or nights out with friends.

Its unique and edgy design ensures you won’t be another face in the crowd. It?s a great gift for friends who appreciate dark humor and have a knack for being the funniest person in the room. This sweater also makes for an excellent gag gift or a prize for an ugly sweater contest, as its design is both festive and undeniably “ugly” in the best possible way. The comfortable fit and soft fabric make it a piece you’ll actually want to wear, not just for the joke, but for the warmth and comfort it provides.

The Santa Knows You’re Shitfaced Ugly Christmas Sweater is a must-have for anyone looking to add some humor to their holiday wardrobe. With its bold design and comfortable fit, it?s a sweater that?s as fun to wear as it is to look at. Get yours today and prepare for a season filled with laughter and holiday cheer.

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Fabric description: Polyester fiber + spandex (fabric 300g).

Product performance: Thick sweater, well-designed round neck to keep you warm and comfortable all day. High-quality fabric, soft and breathable, comfortable to wear, easy to fold and carry. You can match most clothes, suits, jeans and casual pants in various occasions and places.

Applicable scenario: Daily wear, wandering, traveling, sports, and home wear.

Washing instructions: Can be washed by hand or machine, please do not bleach.

Shipping

Shipping Policy

At Cozy Pieces, we are committed to providing a reliable and transparent delivery experience.

  • Order Processing: 1 – 5 business days (Monday – Friday).

  • Order Cut-off: 2:00 PM (PST, Chicago).

  • Shipping Area & Delivery Estimates:

    • United States: 5 – 10 business days ($5.99 flat rate).

    • Canada & UK: 7 – 15 business days ($12.50 flat rate).

    • International: 7 – 15 business days ($12.50 flat rate).

  • Tracking: A tracking number will be emailed to you within 24 hours of shipment.

  • Address Changes & Cancellations: Please contact us at contact@cozypieces.com within 4 hours of purchase for any modifications.

  • Taxes & Duties: For international orders, any local customs duties or import taxes are the responsibility of the customer.

Shipping Delay Notice

During high-demand seasons (such as holidays, Black Friday, or large promotions), processing and delivery times may take longer due to carrier capacity limits. We recommend placing your order early to ensure on-time delivery.

Need Help?

If your order is lost or arrives damaged, please contact our support team within 14 days of delivery.

  • Store Name: Cozy Pieces
  • Email: contact@cozypieces.com

  • Phone: +1 (510) 606-4318

  • Customer Support Hours: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM (PST), Monday – Friday

 

Return & Warranty

Return & Refund Policy

At Cozy Pieces, we want you to feel completely comfortable with your purchase. If you’re not satisfied, we’re here to help.

  • 30-Day Return Window: You have 30 days from the delivery date to request a return or exchange.

  • Condition: We accept returns for items in New or slightly used condition. This applies to both defective and non-defective products (e.g., wrong size or change of mind).

  • Exchanges: We gladly accept exchanges for different sizes, colors, or styles within the 30-day window.

  • Return Method: To keep returns secure and trackable, we provide the return address after a return request is confirmed by email. Contact contact@cozypieces.com with your order number to start the process.

  • Return Costs: * Restocking Fee: $0.00 (No fee).

    • Return Shipping: The customer is responsible for the actual shipping costs.

  • Refund Timing: Once we receive and inspect your item (5–7 business days), your refund will be processed to your original payment method. Please allow up to 10 days for the funds to reflect in your account.

  • Cancellations: Orders can be canceled for a full refund within 4 hours of placement (before our 2:00 PM PST cut-off).

Damaged or Defective Items?

If your item arrives damaged or defective, please notify us at contact@cozypieces.com within 14 days of delivery with clear photos so we can prioritize your case.

Contact Support

Legal business name: Houston Bowling Supply LLC Trading name: Cozy Pieces Website: www.cozypieces.com

Store address: 1700 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94102, United States

Contact page: https://www.cozypieces.com/pages/contact-us
Support email: contact@cozypieces.com

Support phone: +1 (510) 606-4318 Support hours: 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM CT, Monday – Friday

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